I bought a sandwich cutter from China and I think the translation on the package is a bit off
It got real dark real fast
dear lord.
I’M LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY AT 4 AM HELP
brb starting a sandwichpresscore band
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im getting real tired of not being cool and rich
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Conelrad Station: I Like Canadians
By A Foreigner
I like Canadians.
They are so unlike Americans.
They go home at night.
Their cigarettes don’t smell bad.
Their hats fit.
They really believe that they won the war.
They don’t believe in Literature.
They think Art has been exaggerated.
But they are wonderful on ice skates.
A few of…
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